Let me start by ranting that I am tired of Euronymous and Varg Vikernes fanboys spouting off about who was more grim and kvlt...you faggots didn't know either one of them. Stop swallowing Priest semen. It makes you crazy. People talk about the Norway bands like they are the "end-all" of Black Metal. You are a poser if you deny them. Sure it's hard to deny the "positive" impact they had for Black Metal...but other than that...not much else going on there.

How about bands from Sweden like: Watain, Craft....Heresi?
Finland: Behexen, Sargeist, Baptism?..not to forget BEHERIT!
France: Peste Noire, Antaeus, Fornication?

You know fuck...I could go on about every country really..

Instead of focussing on the "Pure Norwegian Black Metal" phenomenon...grow your own brain and realize that instead of spouting off "Only Death Is Real." You should be saying "Only Darkthrone is Norway."

Fuck Mayhem.

Fuck Burzum.

Count Grishfag fucked Gayronymous gently all the time before their lover quarrel.

Fuck Lords of Chaos trend faggots.

Listen to Beherit and slit your wrists in a pill-riddled comatose.


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